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selfdoubtandsyphilis:

dankestrnemes:

do animals think in english or in the sounds they make

this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for

Dexter starts up again on June 30, and I would guess it lasts 12 episodes.  Breaking Bad starts up again on August 11, and goes for 8 episodes.  That means that within a span of a few weeks, we will get to see the finales of two of the best TV shows ever.  Will they live?  Die?  Get caught?  I’m excited :D

miss-laura90:

Dexter Season 8: Official Trailer

Hey chicagoooooo

thenativehueofresolution:

We don’t need an empty net to get four goals

On behalf of Wild fans everywhere, please kick their asses.

ohheygu:

I’d rather be a dick than a swallower.

Kanye being Kanye.

spreadingroots:

omfg
 
Craziness!

Craziness!

Minnesota passed gay marriage!!  What’s up now California?  Step to this.

Isaak:  “That’s how love is. It’s a powerful weapon. It can work for us or against us, can’t it?”
Dexter:  “I don’t understand much about love.”
Isaak:  “Well that’s because you’re a scientist. Love defies reason.”
Dexter:  “Nothing defies reason.”

actualassholemurrlissa:

xshiromorix:

Just a reminder:

When Prophet Muhammad (sallahu alayhi wa sallam) was travelling on the road with his cousin, Al-Fadl ibn Abbas, a woman stopped him to ask him a question.  The woman was very beautiful, and Al-Fadl couldn’t help but stare at her.

Seeing this, Prophet Muhammad reached out his hand and turned his cousin’s face away.

He didn’t tell the woman to cover her face.

He didn’t tell her to change her clothing.

He didn’t tell her that her appearance was too tempting or indecent.

He averted his cousin’s impolite stare.

Muhammad was a bro okay

8 new pilots available free, rate them to help decide which get picked up!  The future of television.

silenceorsarcasm:

Yes, thank you!

It’s amazing how many people say “I could care less”

This is probably a “first world problem”, but as far as those go there is just nothing worse than liking someone a lot more than they like you :(

her: You should watch the perks of being a wallflower

me: I know

her: ??

She’s so stupid that I literally confused her by agreeing with her that there’s a movie I should watch. I don’t even understand how she didn’t understand what I said.